Someone Kindly Tell Britney Spears to Get Off That Jet Ski and Into the Studio to Finish Her Album

Britney Spears slipped into a blue bikini for a day of jet-skiing in Miami on Wednesday, and while I love and respect this decision so, so much, I also really need her to keep this trip short and promptly return to the recording studio to finish her highly anticipated 10th studio album. While Britney looked happy and excited to be bopping around in the ocean, I too wish to be happy and excited . . . while bopping around my apartment to some new Britney songs. All signs seem to point to the singer cooking up something new for fans in 2018, and I'm more than ready.

In January, Britney wrapped up her successful four-year Las Vegas residency, and she has been enjoying the downtime by spending time with her sons, Sean and Jayden, ballroom dancing, and doing sexy workouts with boyfriend Sam Asghari. In July, she'll embark on a tour of select cities in North America and Europe, during which I hope she'll find time to finish her damn album! Keep reading to see Britney's day in the ocean while I play Blackout on repeat.