This Is, by Far, the Fiercest Version of the "Cha-Cha Slide" You'll Ever See

Take it back now, y'all. A new video has been making the rounds on the Internet, and it features a dancer hitting every fierce beat in the "Cha-Cha Slide" and then some. While the YouTube video itself claims that the slider in question is named Theo Ingram, this isn't the case. Theo made it clear in his most recent Instagram post that he's not the dancer, and that the real hero is Derick C. Toves, whose Instagram is tragically private. In any event, we're giving a standing ovation to Mr. Toves, because he just taught us how to swerve and serve.