What Life Was Like as a Teen in the Early 2000s
You Know You Were a Teenager in the 2000s If. . .
Remember last decade, how you used to quote Mean Girls word for word while talking to your best friend on your Nokia cell phone? You wore low-rise jeans with tiny t-shirts and Rocket Dog sandals and spent your afternoons requesting music videos on TRL and learning the dance moves to "I'm a Slave 4 U." We'll be honest; we still quote Mean Girls and try to copy Britney Spears routines, but we look back on those days with equal parts dreamy nostalgia and sheer horror. We're taking a trip down memory lane with all the best (and worst) things about coming of age in the aughts. So here we go: you know you were a teenager in the 2000s if . . .
— Additional reporting by Lauren Harano
1 You Shook It Like a Polaroid Picture
2 Took Off All Your Clothes
3 And Denied Things by Saying, "It Wasn't Me"
4 You Thought These Two Would Be Together Forever
5 Same With These Two
6 And These Two
7 Your Jeans Didn't Have Back Pockets
8 Or Belt Loops
9 But They Were as Low as Humanly Possible
10 You Spent Hours Choosing a Song to Play as Your Outgoing Voicemail Message
11 Crafting Your AIM Away Message With Emotional Song Lyrics (or Cryptic, Attention-Seeking Blurbs)
12 Downloading Music From Kazaa and Limewire and Burning It Onto a CD
13 And Organizing Your Top Friends on MySpace
14 You Were Addicted to Texting and Playing Snake on Your Nokia Cell Phone
15 And You Kitted It Out With a New Cover Every Month
16 Then You Got It Taken Away For Running Up the Bill
17 This Was Your First iPod
18 And You Had to Wait a Week to See That Selfie You Took
19 You Quoted Mean Girls Religiously
20 Learned the Cheer Routines From Bring It On
21 Tried to Surf Like You Were in Blue Crush
22 And Wanted to Take a Road Trip With Your Girlfriends, à la Crossroads
23 You Remember This Miley Cyrus
24 This Hilary Duff
25 And This Rihanna
26 You Thought This Was the Best Super Bowl Halftime Show Ever
27 You Learned All the Dance Moves to "I'm a Slave 4 U"
28 No, Really. Every Move
29 Even the Supersexy Ones!
30 When You Got Home From School, You Made Yourself Some Easy Mac
31 Requested Videos on TRL
32 Watched Celebrities Get Punk'd
33 And Flipped Through YM Magazine
34 You Wore Tube Tops and Prairie Skirts
35 And Juicy Couture Sweatsuits
36 Then You Accessorized With a Tiffany Charm Bracelet
37 And Those Sunglasses That Were Barely Tinted Enough to Protect Your Eyes
38 You Remember Samantha Mumba
39 Hoobastank
40 Willa Ford
41 And Dream
42 You Hung Out at the Virgin Megastore
43 And the Vans Skatepark
44 And Played Dance Dance Revolution in the Middle of the Mall
45 You Didn't Leave the House Without Your MAC Lipglass
46 Or Your Rocket Dog Sandals
47 Or Your Von Dutch Trucker Hat
48 Or Your Dooney & Bourke Logo Purse
49 You Got Your Belly Button Pierced and Bought the Dangliest Ring You Could Find
50 Then Showed It Off in Your Tiny Hollister T-Shirt
51 Your Feet Stayed Warm in a Pair of Ugg Boots
52 While Your Legs Cooled Off in a Denim Miniskirt
53 And If You Were Feeling Fancy, You'd Stick on a Crystal Tattoo
54 You Were Hooked on The O.C.
55 Wished You Lived in Laguna Beach
56 Thought About Who Your Phone-a-Friend Would Be
57 And Wondered If You'd Be the Weakest Link
58 You Remember When Kelly Clarkson Won American Idol
59 And When Christina Aguilera Got "Dirrty"
60 You Wondered If Beyoncé and JAY-Z Were Dating
61 You Listened to "Where the Party At" on Repeat Even Though You'd Never Actually Been to a Party
62 And You Listened to "In Da Club" on Repeat Even Though You'd Never Actually Been in a Club
63 You Remember When Jessica Simpson Thought Tuna Was Chicken
64 And When Paris Hilton Thought Walmart Sold "Wall Stuff"
65 You Wore Your Hair Stick Straight
66 Or Maybe in One of Those Ponytails With the Two Strands Hanging Down in Front
67 Or Maybe You Rocked Micro Braids
68 Sometimes You Did a Few Front Twists
69 Or Flipped the Ends Out
70 Basically, You Were the Hottest Thing Ever
71 And You Should Look Back on That Time With Pride
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