The Walking Dead: Tom Payne (aka Jesus) Looks Way Sexier Under All That Hair
If you watch The Walking Dead, you'll know that one of the most alluring new characters is none other than Jesus. Those icy blue eyes, that disdain for authority, that beanie . . . all these factors mix together to remind us that Jesus is kind of a babe. Here's the thing, though: when you shave off that beard and trim that hair, actor Tom Payne gets, like, 100 times hotter. Don't believe us? We've got a whole pile of pictures to prove our point, complete with the very thoughts you'll be thinking when you behold them.
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Yes, This Is the Same Person. Like, What?
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Jesus (Literally)
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Um, Hi, Yes, Good Evening
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Fetch the Floaties, We're Drowning in Those Eyes
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He Plays the Guitar, Too? Can He . . .
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It HURTS
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LOOK AWAY
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Holy Popped Collar, Batman!
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We're Lookin' to Go Through THAT Looking Glass, You Feel?
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Where Has He Beanie All My Life?
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So Scenic, and the View Is OK Too
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All He Needs Is His Own Independent Coffee Roastery and I'm His
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We'll Take 100 of These, Thanks
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Only High-Tech Laboratories Have Managed to Re-Create Such a Supreme Swoop
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He Even Reads, So
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Should've Guessed He'd Look Fine as Hell in a Tux, TBH
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