Justin Timberlake Is "Gifted Below the Waist," So Just File That Into Your Brain

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In a moment you probably never anticipated but will very much appreciate, Patricia Clarkson revealed that Justin Timberlake is — wait for it — "gifted below the waist." Should you assume she's referring to his dance moves, let me assure you: she is not. The actress appeared on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday, and when Andy Cohen asked her about her time filming Friends With Benefits with Justin and Mila Kunis, she shared one massively fascinating fact. Emphasis on massive.

"Who had your biggest chance of being your friend with benefits on the set of Friends With Benefits?" Andy asked. Patricia, a glint in her eye, said, "Hands down Justin Timberlake. 'Cause if we want to talk about big . . ."

. . . And it's here, dear reader, that I'll pause to let that sink in for a moment. I'll share a movie still, for good measure.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, Justin Timberlake, 2011. ph: Glen Wilson/Screen Gems/courtesy Everett Collection
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Ready? OK, let's carry on.

A look of pure delight on his face, Andy said, "Wow, really?" Patricia got a bit embarrassed and apologized to Justin, but Andy, of course, pressed on, getting straight to the point. "Is Justin endowed well?" he asked, and Patricia explained, "Well, I had the good fortune to get to see him all there because they were shooting a scene where he couldn't put anything on. . . . He is a gorgeous man."

Yes. Yes he is, and when Andy clarified the implications yet again — "He's gifted below the waist" — Patricia confirmed, "Oh yes." Bless you, Patricia.

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