28 Dumb & Dumber Quotes That Are Somehow Brilliant

By Shannon Vestal Robson

Updated on 11/14/2014 at 12:00 PM

New Line Cinema

New Line Cinema

Dumb and Dumber To comes out this weekend, a full 20 years after the original was released. In the succeeding years, the Jim Carrey/Jeff Daniels slapstick flick has become a comedy classic, with moments that are stupidly fun and quotes we're still using. In fact, we've put together all the best Dumb & Dumber quotes to mark the movie's sequel — and because, you know, you may need something to say sometime, and this could help you greatly.

Checking Someone Out — New Line Cinema

Checking Someone Out

Describing Your Needs — New Line Cinema

Describing Your Needs

Extolling Your Own Virtues — New Line Cinema

Extolling Your Own Virtues

Expressing Your Worldliness — New Line Cinema

Expressing Your Worldliness

Asking Someone Out — New Line Cinema

Asking Someone Out

Upon Hitting Rock Bottom — New Line Cinema

Upon Hitting Rock Bottom

On Travel — New Line Cinema

On Travel

Arriving at a Party — New Line Cinema

Arriving at a Party

Trying to Attract Others to You — New Line Cinema

Trying to Attract Others to You

Complaining About Your Home — New Line Cinema

Complaining About Your Home

On History — New Line Cinema

On History

Being Optimistic — New Line Cinema

Being Optimistic

Accepting Blame — New Line Cinema

Accepting Blame

Before Making an Unholy Sound — New Line Cinema

Before Making an Unholy Sound

Giving Compliments — New Line Cinema

Giving Compliments

After a Traumatic Experience — New Line Cinema

After a Traumatic Experience

On Your Life Mistakes — New Line Cinema

On Your Life Mistakes

In Cold Weather — New Line Cinema

In Cold Weather

When Petting Your Bird — New Line Cinema

When Petting Your Bird

When You Can't Remember a Word — New Line Cinema

When You Can't Remember a Word

Being Impressed — New Line Cinema

Being Impressed

Expressing Yourself — New Line Cinema

Expressing Yourself

On Loneliness — New Line Cinema

On Loneliness

Accepting Compliments — New Line Cinema

Accepting Compliments

Confessing Affection — New Line Cinema

Confessing Affection

Interacting With Friends — New Line Cinema

Interacting With Friends

Setting Up Praise — New Line Cinema

Setting Up Praise

Being Observant — New Line Cinema

Being Observant