Hannah G. Wrote a "Bachelor Rap" About Colton Dumping Her, and It's Really . . . Something

Updated on March 15, 2019 at 11:20 PM

One of the most gutting scenes in The Bachelor's season finale involved leading man Colton Underwood and one of his final three contestants: Hannah Godwin. Even though Colton acknowledged that they shared a special bond, he realized that he was actually in love with Cassie Randolph and broke things off with Hannah during an emotional chat that left both of them in tears. Now, the newly single Hannah appears to have channeled her feelings about the whole thing into . . . a rap. Yes, a rap.

On Tuesday night, E! News shared a video of the Alabama native spitting rhymes about her experience on the show, and it's really quite something.

"Hey, what's up, my name is Hannah G. / Let me tell you 'bout something that happened to me," she raps, standing barefoot in what appears to be a gym locker room. "Was doing well on The Bachelor, got the first impression rose / Had some steamy makeout scenes, but the ending really blows."

Make sure you watch the video above to see Hannah make a d*ck joke AND attempt to hop a fence of her own. After the way Colton's season ended, we could all use a laugh, right?

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