If you had Will Ferrell or Amy Poehler as your parent, it seems pretty likely that your pricey college tuition would be in the bag. If you had parents who looked like Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler but were actually just a regular suburban couple strapped for cash who resorted to starting an underground basement casino to help put their daughter through school, then you'd be living the plot of The House. "I'm not going to tell my daughter she can't go to college," Ferrell explains in the first trailer for the upcoming comedy. "So we resorted to a life of crime." Seems legit. Catch The House when it hits theaters on June 30.