This ICONIC Britney Spears Performance Got the Funko Pop! Treatment, and I Can't Breathe

Hello, good day! Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Britney Jean Spears? On an unassuming January day, the delightful company known as Funko unveiled something truly awe-inspiring: it's decided to immortalize one of the pop princess's most iconic performances. I'm sure, even as I utter the words, you'll be able to conjure the image. In 2001, at the esteemed MTV VMAs, Spears gave a truly legendary performance to the tune of one of her sexiest bops: the queen performed "Slave 4 U," and she sauntered out on the stage, with her scarves and abs and pierced belly button, with a snake draped over her golden tanned shoulders. It has gone down as one of her best VMAs moments, and possibly one of her most memorable moments to date.

And now, we have an incredible, quite detailed Funko Pop! Rocks: Britney Spears — "Slave 4 U" figurine. It's got everything. The headset. The belly button ring. The scarves. The snake. The flash tattoos! At just $11, all you have to do is prepare lunch for a day rather than picking up a salad at some cute nearby cafe. The only sad news is that the figurine won't be available until March 8. But, hey. We can wait. Oh, and just for good measure, we threw in a few pictures from that fateful day.