I Wanna Swim in This Giant Bag of 2,000 Chocolates These Parents Got on Sale at TJ Maxx

And the award for Parents of the Year goes to . . .

This mom and dad, who just bought a giant bag full of 2,000 individually wrapped pieces of organic dark chocolate, which is roughly the size of the average 6-year-old. According to a post on Reddit, user joycieejuice says the bag, which was originally listed for $400 at the family's local TJ Maxx, was on sale for $120 . . . that's six cents a chocolate!

Why would anyone buy a bag of chocolates this big, you ask? Well, to that I say, why the f*ck not? It's a giant bag of chocolates that the average person could basically swim around in. Not to mention the fact that this is enough chocolate for a mom to snack on during her time hiding from her kids in the pantry over the course of several months or, depending on her chocolate-eating habits, years.

Joycieejuice shared two photos of the giant bag, one of it towering over a chair, the other in comparison to her dad, who stands at 5'7". Of course, commenters had a field day over the hilarious snaps.

Annnnnnnd now I want chocolate.