Ah, Walmart, the place where you can get patio furniture, an iPod, prescription eyeglasses, and fresh produce in one fell swoop — and good pretty good deals, might we add. If you're one of those mamas who has tried a slew of different stores — we're looking at you Target and Trader Joe's— but keep coming back to old reliable, then you've definitely rubbed shoulders with these moms we usually see frequenting the aisles. Read on to see if any of these descriptions have your name written all over them.
Ever stepped for in a Walmart for more than 10 minutes? Then you know the true power of a rollback — or a big discount on a particular item — that you can see in giant displays throughout the store's walkways. And just an FYI, that can be pretty much anything from Goya canned beans to paper towels to gigantic apocalypse-size cases of water. And you know who capitalizes on this? Moms who like to save loads of money, regardless if they're really going to use the actual item. You can spot rollback MVPs by their overflowing, or sometimes multiple, carts.
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2The mom who knows how f*cking good their bakery department is.
Whether you want a few bags of rolls, a pie for the holidays, or are in need of a giant sheet cake for your kiddo's birthday, Walmart's bakery is highly underestimated, that is, unless you're a seasoned expert. Their baguettes can actually restore your faith in humanity, so don't be shocked if you see a mother loading up on a weird number of baked goods at in one clip because they are that good.
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3The mom who's all for the store's lenient coupon policy.
Of course, your cashier plays a big part in the deals you're able to score, but all and all, Walmart has a pretty easy going policy when it comes to coupons. They truly let you use 'em all as long as they're not expired. Believe us, there's always a mother or two who has no problem taking advantage of it. And while we fully support these women getting the most bang for their buck, getting stuck behind them in line can seriously kill your afternoon, so be warned.
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4The mom who makes going to Walmart a full-day activity.
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Not only does this mom shop till she drops, but she also makes time to get her nails done at one of the in-store salons and get her eyes checked at the vision center. Because what' the point of making multiple trips, right? Obviously, a few hours of shopping also requires some lunch. So why not grab a bite to eat at one of the fast food restaurants — like A & W Root Beer or Subway — that lie within the store's four walls? This mom will stand out like a sore thumb once you notice the half-asleep kids slowly withering away from boredom sitting next to her.
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5The mom who embraces the greeters like they're full-fledged family members.
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How can you not love the greeters at Walmart? They give out stickers and a friendly wave as soon as you walk through the door. Well, some moms can't get enough of them either, much to their embarrassment of their own children. Don't be surprised if you see a mom going in for a bear-hug-like embrace or stop to chat for 10 or 15 minutes, especially if they're regular customers.
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6The moms who go solely for the pet food.
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Yes, Walmart is known for its superaffordable deals, but fun fact: the prices on pet food are pretty much the cheapest on the market. If you happen to be strolling down this particular aisle, keep your eyes peeled for moms who have carts filled to the brim with cat and dog food, fish tank supplies, or a new litter box. After all, Spot has to eat, too!
Depending on the time of day, customers can expect a longish wait time at checkout, unless they're savvy moms who know how to plan ahead. These mamas tend to avoid shopping at certain times of the day if possible — like on a Saturday morning or during rush hour — and know exactly where to head when they're done: the home center. Whether they're just there to pick up a few boxes of cereal or need a year's worth of supplies for the fam, these experts always head to this specific destination when it's time to pay. Why? The line is much shorter here, especially if you go in the Winter months when no one's buying plants or patio furniture.
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8The mom who blows off some steam by hanging in the entertainment department.
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Look, sometimes moms need a break, too. And what better way to veg out than by sneaking in 15 minutes of bliss testing out the newest video game in the entertainment section without the kids? And if you happen to come across a mom who's focused on the video game demo and that alone, just keep on cruising by because she needs this me time.
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9The mom who goes to Walmart at the most bizarre hours.
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Another huge perk of shopping at Walmart? Some of them are open 24 hours, and you know what that means: the store is pretty much theirs if they decide to do a late-night drive-by. If you're in the same boat, expect a few tired mommas picking up that tube of emergency toothpaste or the woman who just got off her shift at the hospital who's looking to get her errands done under the darkness of night.
