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Old People Baby Names

50 “Old People Names” We Actually Love For Babies

It's funny when someone refers to a name as an "old person name" considering that the old person in question had to have been a baby at some point, but I digress. There are a ton of — let's call them "outdated" — names that may at first glance make your friends think you're giving birth to a 79-year-old, but are actually extremely adorable.

If you're willing to go retro, scroll through for 50 "old people" names for your baby.


  1. Arthur
  2. Barney
  3. Calvin
  4. Conrad
  5. Dale
  6. Declan
  7. Desmond
  8. Edmund
  9. Emmett
  10. Felix
  11. Frederick
  12. Gus
  13. Harvey
  14. Henry
  15. Humphrey
  16. Julius
  17. Leonard
  18. Lawrence
  19. Milo
  20. Otis
  21. Ralph
  22. Seymour
  23. Sidney
  24. Walter
  25. Wilson


  1. Adelaide
  2. Alma
  3. Beatrice
  4. Clara
  5. Cora
  6. Elsie
  7. Ethel
  8. Harriet
  9. Ida
  10. Iris
  11. Kay
  12. Loretta
  13. Lucy
  14. Mabel
  15. Matilda
  16. May
  17. Millie
  18. Olive
  19. Pearl
  20. Penelope
  21. Ruth
  22. Thelma
  23. Vera
  24. Viola
  25. Willa
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