Watching This Kid Escape 2 Stacked Baby Gates Is Like a Scene Out of a Horror Movie

Warning: for parents of babies not yet able to escape their cribs, what you are about to witness will disturb you. And it should. It's more or less your future.

In this viral video, a UK dad, likely at his wit's end with his toddler daughter's bedtime routine and determined to keep her in her room, has constructed a don't-try-this-at-home barricade that is essentially two baby gates stacked on top of each other. What unfolds, however, is a masterful escape that leaves the girl's parents — and more than a million viewers — mystified.

As for all the people watching who freaked out that neither parent (we see you, Mom, peeking a few steps down while trying not to face the reality of this exhausting situation!) made any moves to help the child in case of a fall, you clearly don't have kids who double as special-ops-ready escape artists.

I can guarantee that this child has never fallen. Did you see how she made it all the way up while holding her sippy cup, which she then threw over the top, knowing full well she was coming for it? That's a kid who knows what she's doing. Did you notice how when she perfected the landing, she just kept on sob-walking like it was nothing? Yep. That's because it was nothing.

Good luck to the mother and daughter of this insanely nimble child. I can tell it's going to be a long night.