These Are the Worst Gifts You Could Possibly Bring to a Kid's Birthday Party

Hosting your child's birthday means that you're going to be left with a stack of presents from their well-meaning pals (and their parents), and for the most part, it's all appreciated and all good (especially if it comes with a gift receipt . . . ). But every now and then, the birthday boy or girl rips into their stash of loot only to find something completely and totally bizarre/unwanted/horrific/questionable. Case in point: these nine really, really bad gift ideas. Source: Flickr user Daniel Messer

01
An Ant Farm
Amazon

An Ant Farm

My skin's crawling just looking at the box . . . is yours?

02
A Sexed-Up Doll
Amazon

A Sexed-Up Doll

Unless that's, you know, their thing.

03
A Baby Beer Bottle
Fred & Friends

A Baby Beer Bottle

Babies + alcohol? Not so much a foolproof recipe for humor.

04
A Toy Gun
Flickr user Lonnie Dunkin III

A Toy Gun

Unless the intent is to instigate a political dialogue, steer clear of this, please.

05
Kiddie Drums
Flickr user Alec Couros

Kiddie Drums

Nope, no good vibrations here.

06
A Massive Ride-On Toy
Flickr user RustyClark

A Massive Ride-On Toy

Especially not if they live in an apartment. Or if they're already on the brink of outgrowing it.

07
A Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
Amazon

A Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine

Do NOT let the nostalgia factor cloud your judgment here, moms and dads. I can tell you from personal experience that there is absolutely nothing fun about attempting to manually churn an ice cube into a thimble-size cup of slush with your 2-year-old.

08
A Potentially Offensive Piece of Apparel
Etsy | JaxonGraphicDesigns

A Potentially Offensive Piece of Apparel

Yes, I laughed at this. But would I put my baby in it? Hell no.

09
Sea-Monkeys
Toys"R"Us

Sea-Monkeys

Unless you also plan on swinging by to clean out the mucky mess of a tank every few days, leave the sea monkeys where they belong . . . in the sea.