Sorry, but You're Invited to My Easter Party Only If You Bring Costco's 4-Pound Carrot Cake

Costco's bakery truly lives by the phrase "go big or go home" around major holidays, always cranking out large-and-in-charge desserts capable of feeding a small village. Leading up to Thanksgiving, the wholesale retailer sells both a 4-pound pumpkin pie and a 5-pound harvest spice cheesecake tantalizing enough to make your mouth water, so it should come as no surprise that it's offering customers an equally as enormous confection in honor of Easter: a carrot cake that clocks in at four pounds and 10 inches (that's almost 1 foot, guys!) in diameter. The two-layer masterpiece features an apricot filling, toasted walnuts, cream cheese icing, a dusting of carrot cake crumbs on top, and . . . honestly, need we say more? Ringing up at just $14, this one's a no-brainer if you're not in the mood to whip up fancy Easter desserts from scratch. Thank you, Costco, for saving our wallets, our dishwashers, and our sanity with this one.