These May Be the Craziest Baby Shower Cakes You'll Ever See

Updated on 8/30/2017 at 9:20 AM

Sarcastic Sarcasms

When you think of a baby shower cake, you usually envision pink or blue with perhaps a teddy bear, stroller, or floral motif. Or at least, that's what you'd like to envision. But extreme pregnancy and new-baby-themed cakes are popping up at showers across the country, and sometimes, it's not pretty. Check out 17 cakes that we're pretty sure went just a little bit too far (including ones from Christina Aguilera and Snooki).

Ahhh!

The lacy negligee! The person who attacked the chocolate boob! That foot! It's all too much. Source: Instagram user rocknreels

Feeling Blue

Why, oh why, are these bitty babies blue!? Source: Instagram user jayyhatch

Kick Back

She's just not appetizing, is she? Source: Flickr user Charles Street Bakery

Whoa, Mama!

Hello, unnecessary (edible) cleavage. Source: Instagram user haleemabmj

Help! I'm Stuck

We're claustrophobic just looking at this poor (and just a bit too lifelike) babe! Source: Sarcastic Sarcasms

A Baby Sandwich

Why, oh why, would a tiered cake feature a tier of . . . a folded-up baby!? Source: Instagram user amyeliz1231

Moody Mama

She looks really thrilled about this baby, doesn't she? Source: Instagram user ladiey_gege

Special Effects

The realism is just a bit too much. Source: Instagram user bediskurabiye

Ride 'Em, Baby!

This, friends, is the stuff nightmares are made of. Source: Jessica Writes

A Look at Christina's (Sort of) Sweet Treat

Was Christina Aguilera's cake hilarious or horrendous?! Don't let the white dress and floral crown fool you; this mom definitely hasn't lost her edge.

Double the Dirty Desserts

Snooki made not one but two cakes for her BFF and Jersey Shore costar JWoww.