12 Profane Teacups For Classy Ladies Who Curse Like It's Their F*cking Job
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Looking for something to add a bit of subtle sass to your classy tea party? Behold: profane teacups, aka the answer to your curse-word-loving prayers. These hysterical Earl Grey vessels are currently taking over Etsy, and each one is the perfect mix of chic and cheeky. From afar, they appear to have the same dainty, antique vibe that normal teacups do, but once you get up close, you'll notice a curse word (or two) splashed across the facade.
Ahead, shop 12 of our favorite picks, and place your orders ASAP because these babies are selling out quickly. And if you're more of the java type, you'll want to check out these equally as inappropriate coffee mugs. Put those pinkies up while sipping away like the fancy f*cker you really are.
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"F*ck Off" Teacup
Simply sit back and sip from this glorious "F*ck Off" Teacup ($19-20) when you really don't want to be messed with.
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"Go F*ck Yourself" Teacup
With a pretty gold trim and cursive font, this "Go F*ck Yourself" Teacup ($27) is about as classy as it gets.
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"B*tch, Please" Teacup
This cute "B*tch, Please" Teacup ($32) comes with a matching floral-print saucer.
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"I F*cking Hate Inspirational Quotes" Teacup
I can barely handle how genius this "I F*cking Hate Inspirational Quotes" Teacup ($14) is.
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"F*ckity F*ck" Teacup
The cute pattern on this "F*ckity F*ck" Teacup ($20-27) almost hides the vulgar message . . . almost.
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"F*cking Professional" Teacup
The handwritten cursive font on this "F*cking Professional" Teacup ($20-21) gives it a personalized vibe.
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"Oh Sh*t" Teacup
You can personalize this adorable "Oh Sh*t" Teacup ($18-19) with your name for just $1 extra.
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"Zero F*cks Given" Teacup
When you've completely given up on things, just sit back, slurp your Earl Grey, and let this "Zero F*cks Given" Teacup ($35) do the talkin' for you.
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