This Grandma Bought "Kinky" Christmas Ornaments by Accident, and Holy Sh*t, I'm Dead

Alex Bermingham's 74-year-old grandma thought she was buying rated G, glittery purple Christmas ornaments for her tree, and we can totally see why, as that's exactly what they look like on the outside. However, upon further inspection, Alex noticed that the clear plastic ornaments pop open to reveal something that makes them a bit kinkier than your average tree ornament.

Grandma, you saucy minx, you.

In a tweet featuring photos of the ornaments before and after opening, Alex wrote: "My 74-year-old grandmother bought Christmas baubles in Dunnes Stores, which I have just realized upon decorating her tree that unbeknownst to her upon purchase, they are in fact, lavender glitter G-strings. Wishing everyone a kinky Christmas this holiday season."

My time of death: 10:15 a.m. Record the cause as loss of oxygen due to excessive laughter.