The 9 Most Ridiculous Items on Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift List

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Consider it the holiday gift list to end all lists. Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Gift Guide has arrived, and it's every bit as over the top as we imagined. Still, there are a few pieces that had us really scratching our heads. From the exorbitantly expensive to the just plain confuzzling (a $2,000 safety pin earring, anyone?) we rounded up the nine fashion finds that seriously had us saying WTF. Plus, we added in a little of our own commentary, just for fun.

Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring

Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring

What the caption says: "This single earring works perfectly with a simple stud in the opposite ear."

What it should say: "This single earring is so expensive, we decided to forgo its pair."

Shop it: Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring ($1,995)

The Row Rina Fringed Cape

The Row Rina Fringed Cape

What the caption says: "A totally chic, wearable blanket."

What it should say: "We could wear our whole living room for less."

Shop it: The Row Rina Fringed Cape ($3,190)

ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm

ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm

What the caption says: "The sort of thing you'll have forever."

What it should say: "The tiny, expensive charm you'll lose immediately."

Shop it: ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm ($1,100)

Valentino Canvas Trolley

Valentino Canvas Trolley

What the caption says: "Yeah right, but how cool is this?"

What it should say: "Luggage that's precious enough for its own first class seat."

Shop it: Valentino Canvas Trolley ($4,545)

Golden Goose Slide Sneakers

Golden Goose Slide Sneakers

What the caption says: "14 yos know Golden Goose?"

What it should say: "14 yos don't know Golden Goose and don't care either."

Shop it: Golden Goose Slide Sneakers ($575)

Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch

Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch

What the caption says: "Kinky Indeed"

What it should say: "The clutch so luxe, you handcuffed it to yourself."

Shop it: Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch ($1,295)

Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring

Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring

What the caption says: "Be still our beating hearts."

What it should say: "The price tag may give you a heart attack."

Shop it: Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring (price on request)

Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring

Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring

What the caption says: "Tough, but nicely feminine too."

What it should say: "The indulgent solution when all of your other fingers are already adorned."

Shop it: Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring ($1,298)