Trying to Lose Weight but . . . Wine
If you live by the motto that it's wine o'clock somewhere, you're probably curling up with a glass of red or white at this very moment. As you sip, you contemplate the question, "If water can be turned into wine, why does it have so many damn calories?!" These funny quotes may not be able to take the calories away from your glass, but they'll definitely put a smile on your face.