This Is the Top Halloween Candy, Ranked From Worst to Best

The "Original Malted Milk Balls" always get sorted out into a pile far, far away from the rest of the good stuff.

What's a Tootsie Roll? Err, some sort of chocolate, squishy candy. We never asked too many questions when quickly unrolling the candy out of the wax paper.

Again, don't think we've ever heard of anyone saying, "Oh, wow! 3 Musketeers are my favorite!" You'd eat that fluffy chocolate, because sugar, not for any other reason.

Yeah, you risked breaking your jaw when biting into the rock-hard piece of Dubble Bubble, but once you powered through the pain, your taste buds experienced pure sugary glory (for approximately five seconds).

If your 10-year-old palate was mature enough to enjoy the sweet taste of coconut, getting an Almond Joy was always a win.

Fingers crossed you ended up with blue raspberry or cherry and not root beer. Bleh!

Maybe the caramel and fluffy chocolate bar isn't the greatest, but it was free and fun-size, so it went in your mouth.

The candy you can't ever seem to say no to.

Between the buttery cookie, chocolate coating, and gooey caramel, the Mini Twix reached candy perfection.

What lay within this two-candy package? It was either the greatest gift (pink and red) or the worst disappointment (yellow and orange).

Who could resist slamming back a mini box of Nerds while trick-or-treating? It offered the energy you needed to make it through the next block.

It didn't matter what flavor — there was gum in the middle!

Everyone knows getting a Reese's is akin to gold.