Everybody Stay Calm — Birthday Cake Peanut Butter Exists, and Oh My GOSH

Unless you have superhuman willpower that I'll never understand, you've probably found yourself digging into a jar of peanut butter with a spoon — and you've definitely enjoyed a bite or three of cake batter. Well, I hope you're seated, folks, because with birthday cake peanut butter (REPEAT: Birthday! Cake! Peanut! Butter!), you can combine both of those magical experiences into one.

Spotted via Instagram snack blogger Junk Banter, The Peanut Butter Principle's Piece of Cake flavor is "cake-y while still tasting of peanut butter and not just frosting." The peanut butter is available for $8, and it combines peanuts, vanilla flavor, salt, and sprinkles for that perfect sweet-and-salty mix.

If the product looks familiar, that's probably because you've already drooled over the brand's cereal-inspired flavors. Tempted to add all of the above to your cart? Yep, us too.