We Won't Ask What You're Drinking If You're Sipping From These "F*cking Weekday" Cups

Have you ever had one of those days when you wake up in the morning and absolutely do not feel like P. Diddy? Unfortunately for Ke$ha and her 2009 anthem "TiK ToK," we're quite familiar with those mornings. Fortunately for us, we've stumbled upon the ultimate accessory to brighten our moods and let our cups do the talking: Firebox recently released a set of five explicit mugs for each day of the week that capture our energy (or lack thereof) perfectly — because yep, it's f*cking Monday!

The F*cking Weekday Cups ($37) might not hold enough caffeine necessary for getting sh*t done, but they are guaranteed to bring a smile to your groggy state. They even have hilarious annoyances listed inside each cup, like, "f*ckin eye bags" and "f*cking snooze." But listen, if we spot a coworker drinking from the "F*cking Friday" mug during an afternoon meeting, we promise not to ask what they're sipping on.