Walmart Is Selling a Reese's Bouquet, So I Know What I Want For Valentine's Day

Don't just settle for flowers this Valentine's Day; give your partner a whole damn Reese's bouquet ($45) instead. Thanks to Walmart, candy-lovers can now get a bushel of chocolate-peanut-buttery goodness to celebrate a special occasion. Sure, a fragrant floral arrangement is a beautiful present, but can you eat it? I don't think so. Instead, consider giving a gift that'll warm someone's heart and fill their belly.

This blooming bouquet of Reese's combines 36 packs of the peanut butter cups with bright orange faux flowers. How romantic! This is an especially sweet way to show you care . . . or snatch up a batch for yourself — no judgment!