The 40 Craziest Places to Have Sex

By Lisa Renee Jones
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Sex. It can be addictive, sweet, amazing, hot, and if you're lucky, it's passionate and sometimes fierce. Spontaneous sex, however, is the kind that has you ripping your clothes off, and desperately trying to just get more of each other, regardless of where, when, or how it happens. Oftentimes, the end result of this type of sex is you blushing and saying, "I can't believe I just did that." It's also the kind of sex that keeps relationships exciting and fun.

Sometimes, though, it gets weird or just goes wrong. A friend and her man decided to get down and dirty in their backyard . . . and a squirrel fell on the ground beside them. Nothing like a man with his pants down and squirrel with big teeth to get the adrenaline flowing and create lasting memories — or just make your man really want to cover up. Still, my friend and her man score an "A" for spontaneity.

Thinking about their story got me thinking about a few of my more daring moments that I won't share, especially since they pale in comparison to the list below. I have to keep my reputation as a romance author intact!

Looking for some fun writing inspiration, I went to my Facebook page and asked my followers about their most daring experiences. They blew my mind with their answers! If you're looking for ideas to spice things up, prepare to have your mind blown. Believe it or not, most people said they did NOT get busted.

I think this post needs to come with a warning: if you choose to make this your sex bucket list, YOU might get caught!

  1. The craziest place I ever had sex was on the counter in the police department — and I mean the counter right where everyone gets booked and visitors check in.
  2. Under my husband's work desk during hours.
  3. In a dressing room stall at department store Belk.
  4. The craziest place I ever had sex was in a bar's walk-in freezer during the Very Metal Fest Christmas Party. My husband was sexy Santa and I was an evil elf.
  5. Late night at a radio station: my boyfriend worked overnights playing music and we did it on his desk surrounded by sound equipment and a big microphone in my face.
  6. An abandoned, run-down farm house that was supposedly haunted.
  7. Pulled over on a red dirt county road in Oklahoma in the afternoon, with hayfields and polled Hereford cattle on both sides. A big Ford F250 passed us slowly with an older farmer and his grandson in it.
  8. A Life Star ambulance.
  9. In a cemetary.
  10. Cheesecake Factory bathroom while on a double date (the other couple was at the table.)
  11. On a 12-hour road trip. Foreplay started on the highway and then we ended up pulling over in his brother-in-law's new BMW.
  12. In high school I did it with my best friend's brother in the baptismal tub in the church sanctuary. I went to a Baptist high school. Not sure what we were thinking!
  13. In the emergency room while waiting on test results.
  14. In the basement of my house, because my grown daughter moved back in with us. We took desperate measures, and the little shit called her sister and said, "Mom and dad are having sex in the basement!" We still hear about this.
  15. I lived in the middle of nowhere and we decided the trampoline was the best place to do it. It was in my front yard while my grandmother was in the house.
  16. In the middle of a Mushroomhead concert (dresses come in handy).
  17. Tom Petty's old tour bus.
  18. The Ritz Carlton hot tub with an audience.
  19. In the walk-in closet of a model home during business hours! Wearing a skirt comes in handy.
  20. On the side of the LDS Genealogy building downtown Salt Lake City in the snow.
  21. Walking home from a bar in Singapore hubby got crazy and we did it up against the wall outside . . . it was dark and we were quite toasted!
  22. Bent over a dog house in my backyard.
  23. Eighteen stories up on a balcony of a high-rise apartment, overlooking a main intersection on a main highway.
  24. The roof of my parent's house while hanging Christmas lights.
  25. In the back of an SUV in front of a strip club.
  26. In a storage room on the USS Denver.
  27. In a covent.
  28. Professor's desk in the middle of the day, and no, he didn't have an office, it was more like a cubicle.
  29. On his boss's desk.
  30. Our new house that was being built. The construction crew walked in on us.
  31. On a dirt road near a graveyard and old church. I know, I know . . . I've repented!
  32. On a salad bar while the restaurant was closed.
  33. A lifeguard tower.
  34. On a pool table in a bar.
  35. In a corn field.
  36. In a church yard during mass.
  37. In a boat on display at a boat store.
  38. At the public bus stop.
  39. In the library among the stacks.
  40. In a bucket of a ladder fire truck.

I always try to leave you with a moral to the story. In this case, I'm pretty stuck on one thing. Some people are having a lot more fun than me. I need to get to busy!

Lisa Renee Jones is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of more than 40 books across many romance genres — contemporary, romantic suspense, dark paranormal, and erotic fiction. Her books have been translated all around the world, and her highly acclaimed Inside Out series is now in development for cable television. She loves to hear from readers.

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