Funny Holiday Cards
I Just Sent Out All of These Holiday Cards, and I am Weeping They Are So Funny
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Get ready to run to your nearest post office and buy out all of the holiday-themed stamps in the building, because you are going to want to send these greeting cards to everyone you know . . . trust us.
Whether you're into pop culture and celebs, naughty holiday references, or just funny puns in general, you will be living for these greeting cards.
Stamp 'em up and send them on their way. We promise your friends will love this holiday kind of humor.
Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card
Barackin' Christmas Card
Holiday Budget Christmas Card
Funny Hanukkah Card
Whether it's raining men or menorahs, we are loving this Funny Hanukkah Card ($5).
"You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card
Have some fun with this Maury-inspired "You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card ($5).
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card
Dwayne Johnson would approve of this Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card ($6).
Funny Gin Christmas Card
This Funny Gin Christmas Card ($4) is a perfect mix of drinks and holiday cheer.
"Tis' the Season" Christmas Card
This "Tis' the Season" Christmas Card ($18 for eight) is the holiday season in a nutshell.
Merry "Krismas" Christmas Card
Wish your Kardashian-loving loved ones a Merry "Krismas" with this Christmas Card ($4).
Naughty Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card
Spread some holiday humor with this "Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card ($4).
Kim Kardasher Card
Gifts For Me Christmas Card
Funny Jesus Christmas Card
"Well Hung" Christmas Card
Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card
Let this Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card ($4) keep you warm all Winter long.
Christmas Story Card
Prosecco Pun Card
"Let's Get Baked" Christmas Card
Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card
OMG! Christmas! Greeting Card
Buddy the Elf is everyone's favorite Christmas elf, so who wouldn't want this OMG! Christmas! Greeting Card ($5)?
Rihanna Christmas Card
"O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card
"Filthy Animal" Greeting Card
"All the Jingle Ladies" Card
This "All the Jingle Ladies" Card ($4) is perfect for the single gal you know.
Beyoncé Christmas Card
Snoop Dogg Greeting Card
"All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe" Card
"Happy Challah-Days" Card
Funny Christmas Card
Funny Holiday Card
Betty White Christmas Card
Sarcastic Christmas Card
"Let It Snow Elsewhere" Christmas Card
Throwback Thursday Holiday Card
Adult Xmas Card
Trump Christmas Card
Send this Trump Christmas Card ($4) to your politically minded friend with a funny bone.
"More Sleigh Bell" Card
"I Like Your Balls" Card
Christmas Defined Card
This Christmas Defined Card ($5) breaks down the real definition of the holiday.
Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card
Channel the holiday spirit with this Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card ($4).
"This Is a Holiday Cardi" Greeting Card
"You're the Egg to my Nog" Card
"I Put Out For Santa" Funny Holiday Card
Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Merry & Dwight Greeting Card
Beer Christmas Card
Holiday Card
Elf Funny Christmas Card
Coworker Christmas Card
Holiday Humor Card
"Christmas Cheer" Card
Cute Best Friend Christmas Card
Send this Cute Best Friend Christmas Card ($4) to the pal you like to hang with.
"No Christmas For You!" Christmas Card
Naughty Christmas Card
With You Romantic Christmas Card
Wine Christmas Card
Funny Holiday Card
Funny Christmas Card
Empty Threats Christmas Card
Don't make us send this Empty Threats Christmas Card ($5) to anyone this year.
Vegan Christmas Card
Adult Hanukkah Card
Cat Christmas Card
Abusive Christmas Card
The Breakfast Club Christmas Card
Jon Snow Greeting Card
"Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card
"Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card
BRB — just sending this "Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card ($4) to everyone I know.
"I See You When You're Sleeping" Holiday Card
Shining Christmas Card
"Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card
If you know someone who is going to be home alone this holiday season, send them this "Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card ($5).
"Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card
"Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card
Get in the ugly Christmas-sweater spirit with this "Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card ($4).
Funny Hanukkah Card
"Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card
Don't be afraid to eat good this season. This "Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card ($5) says it how it is.
