Heeeeeeeeey, Arnold — This '90s Actor Went From Football Head to Friggin' Gorgeous

If we'd known how sexy the voice actor from Hey Arnold! would end up today, we never would have told him to "Move it, football head." It seems that gum-shrine-worshipping, secretly obsessed Helga Pataki was right all along, because the voice actor who played Arnold is now a bearded, tattooed, gorgeous specimen of a man. The 34-year-old, named Lane Toran, is an actor, model, and musician who happens to take flawless photos for his Instagram followers to appreciate.

Take a walk down memory road and appreciate how puberty has changed Arnold Lane over the years. We know Helga would!

Heeeeeeeeeeey, Arnold.

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We'd build a bubblegum shrine out of you any time.

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Helga certainly had the right idea.

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"I'm hiring you to be my boyfriend."

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Just . . . look at that beard.

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And those tattoos!

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Praise the Nickelodeon gods.

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