Jacking Off Just Might Save the Planet

How much do you masturbate? Stop right there — we're here to tell you that it's just not enough. Pornhub has partnered with Wankband, and they are admirably doing their part for society by "promoting a more pleasurable ecosystem" with a newly released wearable tech that "generates and stores energy created from self-pleasuring motions," which can then be used to charge your devices. The band is similar to a fitness tracker, but it is clearly way more fun. The device uses a small kinetic charger built into Wankband to make power from your movement — as in the motion your arm makes while you watch porn and pleasure yourself. A win-win, if you ask us. To sum it up for you, the more you pump or rub, the more you are doing your part to save the planet. It's that simple. So take one for the team, and step up your masturbation game. It's not just for you anymore. It's for all of us.