A "Boyfriend Pillow" Exists, and It Has a Built-In Arm That Snuggles You While You Sleep
Hello there, reader. On today's episode of "Random yet Hilarious Sh*t You Can Buy on Amazon," I'm delighted to tell you about the so-called Boyfriend Pillow. It's basically a fluff-filled version of a man's torso (well, half of a man's torso, to be more anatomically correct), complete with a sizable arm that's always poised and ready to silently comfort you. The Boyfriend Pillow doesn't nag you about why you didn't text him back, ambush you with middle-of-the-night toots, keep you up with loud snores, or hog all of the sheets. It just puts its foamy arm around you like a gentleman, cocooning you in its supportive grasp and providing a plush resting place for your head.
For whatever unknown reason, this hysterical pillow comes wearing a button-down shirt, and there's a variety of colors to choose from on Amazon, ranging from grey and black to lilac and blush pink. Whether you're single as a Pringle and looking for someone — or something — to keep you company in bed at night, or you're hunting for a gag gift for one of your pals, the Boyfriend Pillow is sure to deliver. Ahead, see and shop the various iterations of the fluffy and oh-so-reliable cuddle buddy.