17 Realities of Dating a Girl Obsessed With Pizza

Some say the world is round, but my whole world is pizza so I'm going with the flat argument. Pizza is a vital food group, after all. I warned my boyfriend very early on in our relationship that pizza is very important to me and he adjusted accordingly. If you are a 'zza girl, you totally understand. Here are the realities of dating a girl obsessed with the greatest food on the planet.

01
Sometimes she goes on a strict pizza diet.
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Sometimes she goes on a strict pizza diet.

You've got to take care of the body, you know?

02
She will take pizza from strangers.
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She will take pizza from strangers.

So watch her closely.

03
She is an incredible multitasker.
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She is an incredible multitasker.

Because whatever she's doing, she's probably simultaneously eating pizza as well.

04
When she's mad, she orders pizza.
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When she's mad, she orders pizza.

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When she's sad, she orders pizza.
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When she's sad, she orders pizza.

06
It's basically the only solution to her problems.
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It's basically the only solution to her problems.

All solutions lead to the 'zza.

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Show her this GIF. She will only see the pizza.
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Show her this GIF. She will only see the pizza.

Seriously, it's like the puppy isn't even there.

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Sometimes it feels like she puts pizza before you.
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Sometimes it feels like she puts pizza before you.

That hurts.

09
She finds you more attractive when you're holding pizza.
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She finds you more attractive when you're holding pizza.

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She knows that utilizing pizza is the first step in handling an emergency.
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She knows that utilizing pizza is the first step in handling an emergency.

11
You wake up in the night to her restless pizza eating syndrome.
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You wake up in the night to her restless pizza eating syndrome.

She says there's no way to solve it other than eating more pizza.

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Her wedding WILL be pizza themed.
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Her wedding WILL be pizza themed.

Pepperonis exude timeless glamour.

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She knows that pizza is an excellent tool for seduction.
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She knows that pizza is an excellent tool for seduction.

And you don't disagree.

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She is not vain.
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She is not vain.

Pizza before beauty.

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She only surrounds herself with people who have similar beliefs.
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She only surrounds herself with people who have similar beliefs.

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She chose you because you know her heart better than anyone else.
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She chose you because you know her heart better than anyone else.

It's love.