17 Realities of Dating a Girl Obsessed With Pizza

By Macy Cate Williams
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Some say the world is round, but my whole world is pizza so I'm going with the flat argument. Pizza is a vital food group, after all. I warned my boyfriend very early on in our relationship that pizza is very important to me and he adjusted accordingly. If you are a 'zza girl, you totally understand. Here are the realities of dating a girl obsessed with the greatest food on the planet.

01
Sometimes she goes on a strict pizza diet.
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Sometimes she goes on a strict pizza diet.

You've got to take care of the body, you know?

02
She will take pizza from strangers.
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She will take pizza from strangers.

So watch her closely.

03
She is an incredible multitasker.
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She is an incredible multitasker.

Because whatever she's doing, she's probably simultaneously eating pizza as well.

04
When she's mad, she orders pizza.
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When she's mad, she orders pizza.

05
When she's sad, she orders pizza.
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When she's sad, she orders pizza.

06
It's basically the only solution to her problems.
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It's basically the only solution to her problems.

All solutions lead to the 'zza.

07
Show her this GIF. She will only see the pizza.
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Show her this GIF. She will only see the pizza.

Seriously, it's like the puppy isn't even there.

08
Sometimes it feels like she puts pizza before you.
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Sometimes it feels like she puts pizza before you.

That hurts.

09
She finds you more attractive when you're holding pizza.
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She finds you more attractive when you're holding pizza.

10
She knows that utilizing pizza is the first step in handling an emergency.
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She knows that utilizing pizza is the first step in handling an emergency.

11
You wake up in the night to her restless pizza eating syndrome.
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You wake up in the night to her restless pizza eating syndrome.

She says there's no way to solve it other than eating more pizza.

12
Her wedding WILL be pizza themed.
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Her wedding WILL be pizza themed.

Pepperonis exude timeless glamour.

13
She knows that pizza is an excellent tool for seduction.
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She knows that pizza is an excellent tool for seduction.

And you don't disagree.

14
She can be silenced with one single bite.
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She can be silenced with one single bite.

It's how to end all arguments with her.

15
She is not vain.
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She is not vain.

Pizza before beauty.

16
She only surrounds herself with people who have similar beliefs.
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She only surrounds herself with people who have similar beliefs.

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She chose you because you know her heart better than anyone else.
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She chose you because you know her heart better than anyone else.

It's love.