15 Hilarious Gifts For Your Friend Who Hates People

This Chaparral Studio X UO Bye Keychain ($18) describes how we feel at all times.

Quietly sip your coffee from this Funny Mug ($12) while people avoid you.

This KissKill Go Away Eye Mask ($40) couldn't send a clearer message.

This Answers May Nary Desk Plaque ($29) is a serious mood.

We have a feeling this Zany Toys No Sound Button ($11) will come in handy.

Simply flash these 1-800-Go Away Sport Socks ($8) when you want some alone time.

This I Hate Everyone Sweatshirt ($24) captures your inner thoughts perfectly.

Wear this F*ck Off Heart Necklace ($14) to show you're not messing around.

This Go Away Doormat ($35) will make sure you don't have any unwanted visitors.

Wear this No New Friends Baseball Hat ($15) to let others know you're not in the market.

This Kaimebien Fetch This Dog Mug ($12) is the dog equivalent of how we feel.

Who said being mad can't be fancy? Get this May Martin Fine Bye 14K Gold Necklace ($100, originally $134).

Block out the haters with these Ray-Ban Blaze Round Sunglasses ($173).

Whenever you use this Give Me More Space Lunch Bag ($17), everyone around you will know to keep a distance.

These Bose QuietComfort Noise-Canceling Headphones ($178, originally $299) are an excuse not to talk to anybody.