Heeeeeeeeey, Arnold — This '90s Actor Went From Football Head to Friggin' Gorgeous
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If we'd known how sexy the voice actor from Hey Arnold! would end up today, we never would have told him to "Move it, football head." It seems that gum-shrine-worshipping, secretly obsessed Helga Pataki was right all along, because the voice actor who played Arnold is now a bearded, tattooed, gorgeous specimen of a man. The 34-year-old, named Lane Toran, is an actor, model, and musician who happens to take flawless photos for his Instagram followers to appreciate.
Take a walk down memory road and appreciate how puberty has changed Arnold Lane over the years. We know Helga would!
Heeeeeeeeeeey, Arnold.
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We'd build a bubblegum shrine out of you any time.
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Helga certainly had the right idea.
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"I'm hiring you to be my boyfriend."
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Just . . . look at that beard.
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And those tattoos!
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Praise the Nickelodeon gods.
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