These Hysterical "Mom" Socks Are 100% Accurate, and We Need Them Immediately

By Angela Elias

Socks can offer subtle messages — like signaling for someone to bring you wine if they can somehow read the bottom of your feet — or they can be bold platforms for parading your personality. For those choosing to live loudly, we have just the socks for you! Whether a tenderness for colorful language, an addiction to caffeinated diet soda, or a preference for books over people is your truth, own it with a sense of humor by wearing these socks from Always Fit. For just $10 a pair, it's the perfect "just-because" gift for yourself or any woman who is the ring master of her own sh*tshow — or household, rather. Take a peek at some of our favorites ahead, and shop the full collection at Always Fit. A good laugh is pretty much guaranteed!

If you love books more than people, these Fuck Off I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If the F-bomb is your favorite expletive, these Middle Finger Women's Crew Socks ($8) are for you.

If you're immune to mom-shaming, these Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If you enjoy an empty kitchen while you cook, these Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If your bladder control isn't what it used to be, these I Have to Pee Again Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If you embrace the hot mess that is your home life, these Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If you refuse to be defined, these I'm Complicated, Thank You Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If Diet Coke is your caffeinated beverage of choice, these Diet Coke Women's Crew Socks ($9) are for you.

If people tend to underestimate you, these I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Women's Crew Socks ($10) are for you.

If wine holds a special place in your heart, these Wine True Love Women's Crew Socks ($9) are for you.