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This Husband's "Cleaning" Sexts Are What Our Actual Dreams Are Made Of

My wife really likes it when I do house work so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on. from r/funny

Reddit user dirty-ol-sob knows the key to his wife's heart lies in sparkling floors, folded laundry, and clean dishes. So what exactly did he do to get her in the mood? Take a bunch of "sexy" selfies while getting the housework done, that's what.

He posted his idea to Reddit with the caption: "My wife really likes it when I do house work, so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on," and you could say people were definitely into it, despite the fact he wasn't cleaning all that well.

He owned up to the fact that he may not have been giving it his best effort, since, you know, the vacuum actually needs to be plugged in for it to work.

The internet gave him a whole lot of kudos for going HAM on the household chores, as well as bonus points for creativity:

But unfortunately for this lustful husband, his photo shoot didn't exactly go to plan:

Nothing like your wife's coworkers getting an inside look into your private life, right? But one person explained that his wife was 100 percent bragging, because who wouldn't with a husband like that?

Now all we need is for his wife to send him on over to our homes.

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