This Mom's Texts After Her Toddler Literally Sh*t the Bed Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry

There's something about adding poop to any story that ensures it'll be a good one — if you have a childish sense of humor like me, that is — and this mom's story about her toddler is no exception. The tale, which was told via a text message screen grab posted to Reddit, will have you laughing so hard you cry and thanking your lucky stars that this isn't your story — at least not today.

"Oh my god, our child took his diaper off in the middle of the night and decided to poop all over his bed," the mom wrote in a text to her son's other parent. "Clean diaper sitting on the sidelines, poop and pee soaking the mattress. Good morning, Mommy, to me. I'm dying!!!"

Her partner responded, "What!!!" to which she replied: "Dude! Sitting in his his own feces . . . "

Unfortunately the text cuts out there and we will probably never get to read the rest of her venting, but we can only imagine what else she had to say about the incident — let alone the clean up. Although most of us can breathe a sigh of relief that this wasn't what our morning looked like, plenty of parents jumped into the comments to share their own nightmare-inducing poop stories. Read through to check them out them at your own risk — and if you find yourself nodding along to any of these stories, our deepest condolences go out to you for the gross things your toddler has done.