27 Images That Prove Kids Have the Dirtiest Minds Ever
Children are dirty, y'all. And I'm not even talking about how they eat, play, or just simply live their lives. Nope, their little minds are also so, so dirty — albeit totally unintentionally dirty. There's no better example than when your child proudly brings home a drawing or homework assignment laden with giant phallic-looking rockets or the word "Fart" written instead of favorite, and you struggle to stifle your laughter. And perhaps I'm the one with the dirty mind here, but here's proof at how hilariously filthy kids can really be.
Dad's Favorite Toy
And those are not easy to ride.
Favorite Part of the Story
I didn't realize they were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in elementary school.
Everyone Has a C*nt!
Does anyone else hear Oprah yelling this?
Prebed BJ
I'm guessing Dad helped her with this assignment.
1,095 Is a Lot Of . . .
Puzzles.
Proud Dad
I bet this dad has never been so proud.
This Is Me
All of me.
Water-Gun Fun
Time for Mom to start monitoring her kids a little more.
If It Walks Like a Duck
. . . And talks like a duck. And looks like a duck. Then, obviously it's a d*ck.
Big and Blue
Uh, you might want to get that checked out.
Mmm, Sausige
This kid has a future in romance novels.
Silly Sentences
Poor, poor Veronica.
Tomorrow Dreams
Wishful thinking, kid.
Every Kid's Dream . . .
. . . Is to have a penis- and nut-eating elephant sit by him.
It Smelled Good
That's a smell you never forget.
My Mom
Uh, that's a weird name for your penis.
Goat Problems
That's one place to put it.
Pretty Interesting Princesses
You have a what?
Kids Know That When You Gotta Go
You gotta go.
Take It Off
Much easier said than done.
Truth
Someone had to do it.
Pain!!!
Preach it!
Mom Loves the Cack
Just about as much as she loves the pot and the Google.
How to Make a Pho-Cock
I can't wait to see how this turns out.
No Wonder They Have Dirty Minds . . .
. . . Just look at the questions they have to answer!
Fack You
FU too, Desi.
New Word
I guess it's a familiar word to this kid.