Ted Cruz Wants to Be America's Designated Driver

During the third Republican debate, the ten candidates started off the night by answering this question: what is your greatest weakness? While most of the candidates dodged the question completely or gave a lukewarm answer, Senator Ted Cruz let America know that he will take you home — literally.

In answering the question, Cruz said, "I'm too agreeable and easygoing. My biggest weakness is I'm a fighter. I'm passionate about what I believe in. I may not be the type of person you want to grab a beer with, but I will get you home."

Naturally, the Internet had a lot of fun with that statement on Twitter.

Ted Cruz is the guy who will drive you home and creepily smell your hair as you're getting out of the car #GOPDebate

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 29, 2015

Ted Cruz unveils new slogan during #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/jNqrbkBzca

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) October 29, 2015

What if I don't want Ted Cruz to drive me home?

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 29, 2015

Ted Cruz is gonna fight someone, take you home, and get the job done.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 29, 2015

Ted Cruz driving you home. pic.twitter.com/ZMUosyoa7f

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 29, 2015

Kids, never get into a car with Ted Cruz, no matter what he offers u. Actually he has nothing 2 offer. Just run. #StrangerDanger #GOPDebate

— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) October 29, 2015

Ted Cruz needs to drive Ben Carson home pronto. pic.twitter.com/jKiJ2IMYly

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 29, 2015

Let Ted Cruz be your Uber, America. Give him 5 stars and let him gouge you when you're drunk in the rain.

— James Hell Brooks (@BobbyBigWheel) October 29, 2015

Oh Senator Cruz, we're not sure if anyone in America would want you to take them home.