Crazy Cat Lady Has Nothing on You When You Step Out in This Real-Looking Poodle Mask

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If you thought surely we could go no further in terms of finding terrifying pet masks than this wearable cat head we unearthed earlier this year, you have clearly underestimated how far we're willing to go in the name of absurd animal kitsch. While we can't always deliver something never-before-seen, we think we found something that will knock the aforementioned cat head off its creepy throne.

Please meet CreepyParty Underdog Dog Head Mask Poodle ($20), a lifelike poodle mask with eyes so glazed, I'm scared to look away. The mask probably makes the most amount of sense to be worn on Halloween to terrify your own dog or the neighborhood in general, but don't sell yourself short.