This Golden Retriever's Reaction to a Hair Clip Is Good, but His "Thoughts" Are Even Better

There's nothing that makes me cackle harder than "dog-speak" done well, and though we may never know Tucker the Golden Retriever's *actual* thoughts about the hair clip his owner "Linda" (aka Courtney Budzyn) just videoed him "meeting," her captions for his thoughts are pretty freaking hilarious. According to Courtney, Tucker is of the belief that this little contraption is a lobster — his "FRIGG" and "da hekk?" upon seeing the clip open and close really sell it — and seeing him continually react to the clip being opened in his face but refusing to move out of genuine curiosity is so classic Golden Retriever. See the full hilarious video — and Courtney's amazing captions — above.