Blake Shelton Reading His "Children's Book" Is Definitely Not Appropriate For Anyone Under 18

Blake Shelton stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday, and in addition to gushing about his girlfriend, Gwen Stefani, he also decided to read an excerpt from his "children's book" for the host and audience. The "She's Got a Way With Words" singer revealed that he wrote the book (which is fake, by the way) just in time for the holidays. "It's called Blake and His Tiny, Little Snake," he told Ellen as the audience started laughing. "It's actually not meant to be funny." He then proceeds to read a few pages from the book with a bit of a sexual undertone before Ellen surprises her audience with day eight of her 12 Days of Giveaways. Watch the hilarious reading above, but make sure all children are out of earshot.