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When your name is Chelsea Handler, every day is Friday. But while we may not all be kid-free or fluent in sarcasm, you can still ring in any holiday in Chelsea-approved style. Since we know you're already in the Cinco de Mayo spirit, we've rounded up six steps to throwing a party you definitely won't regret.
Please! Don't Invite the Kids
Your childless adult friend doesn't want an invite to your kid's birthday party, so return the favor and leave the kids out of your adult soiree. Everyone will appreciate it, and your mom friends will be secretly thanking you — trust us.
Alcohol = Honesty
We're never more honest than when we've had a few drinks. So ditch your plus one, throw back your liquor of choice (Mezcal, if you're feeling festive), and indulge in a filter-free night with your closest squad.
Say Yes to Microwave Food
Lazy girls and frozen food connoisseurs, this one's for you. Just remember to follow Chelsea's two golden rules when making your faux-gourmet meal.
Unleash Your Inner Child With Party-Friendly Activities
Bring the fun with activities that literally no one will object to — we promise. There's no better way to let loose and release some postwork aggression.
Invest in Whatever F*ck You Want
No need to be frugal, but spend the smart way instead. In this case, that means investing in the things that are in it for the long haul, like a luxe pool or presents for your beloved pets.
Set High Standards For Your Party Space
There's no party until you have the right venue. No matter how over the top your requirements are, just do you girl. You deserve it.
More From Chelsea
Catch up with Chelsea every Friday on Netflix. Check out this sneak peek of the new episode above.