35 Christmas Tree Instagram Captions to Brighten Up Your Feed

What's Christmas without a Christmas tree? Or better yet, what's a Christmas tree picture without a glowing Instagram caption? Whether you've freshly chopped down a full-bodied balsam fir, gone with a reusable option, decorated a Charlie Brown tree from head to toe, or simply want to capture the look of your Christmas tree in all its glitz and glory, these Christmas tree Instagram captions are here to help make your decor photo merry and bright.

Because let's face it: given how many people will be posting a tree 'gram in the upcoming days and weeks, a clever Instagram caption can push yours just a touch above the rest. After all, you've put in the effort to get your tree and decorate it — it deserves a caption to truly make it stand out. And if the holiday season stress has sapped your creative juices, never fear; we've got a sleigh's worth of caption ideas below that are fresher than a newly-chopped tree. From funny captions to punny phrases and, of course, romantic captions to set a truly magical Christmas scene, these unique Christmas tree caption ideas are bound to spruce up your feed. Ahead, find 35 witty Christmas tree Instagram captions that are worth trying out on your next pic.

Christmas Tree Instagram Captions

  1. Rockin' around the Christmas tree.
  2. Get spruced up!
  3. Consider this my Christmas card.
  4. Got decorations?
  5. Red, green, and glowing.
  6. 'Tis the season to sparkle.
  7. Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.
  8. There's snow place like being by the Christmas tree.
  9. Feelin' pine.
  10. It's not about what's under the tree, but what's around it.
  11. Cue the twinkly lights.
  12. You, me, and the Christmas tree.
  13. I *present* you this festive picture.
  14. Favorite color: Christmas lights.
  15. How tree-mendous is this?
  16. Fir sure.
  17. My tree is LIT.
  18. Can I get a watt watt?
  19. Ready, set, glow.
  20. Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
  21. Christmas and I have great chemis-tree.
  22. Never fir-get.
  23. Unbe-leaf-able.
  24. Birch, please.
  25. This tree is snow joke.
  26. I'm the best present under this Christmas tree.
  27. Pining for a very merry Christmas.
  28. You're barking up the wrong Christmas tree.
  29. This Christmas tree is almost as bright as my future.
  30. Leaf me and my tree alone.
  31. Ho-ho-holy Christmas tree!
  32. Light it up and watch it glow.
  33. You Christ-must see my tree this year.
  34. Tree: trimmed.
  35. What's under-wreath the tree this year?

— Additional reporting by Maggie Ryan