Columbus: . . . Almost as scary as Anaconda . . . went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice . . .
Wichita: And nobody picked you?
Columbus: Well, it was ladies' choice.
Wichita: No! Those b*tches! No, I will not stand for this . . . On behalf of all the eighth-grade girls, I would like to dance with you.