This Text Is Driving People Insane and You'll Know Why as Soon as You Read It

Do you have that one friend who's always telling you about the crazy stuff that happens to them? If you ever find their stories hard to believe, we don't blame you. For example, take this text that Tumblr user Common Chick posted about a crazy message from their friend. It's been going around the Internet (we've seen it on Facebook, too) and will make you shake with laughter until you get superannoyed.

It's okay if you feel completely misled. It's as if we were all cheated on.