This Guy Contouring With a Hammer Is the Most Millennial Thing You'll See All Day

Just try to not let out a "yasss!" while watching this Instagram mini video of Jony Sios contouring his face with . . . a hammer and a screwdriver. There's been a recent trend in finding unexpected tools to use for defining one's cheekbones — including a burrito, scissors, tape, and a shovel — but this one is especially festive (spoiler alert: there's glitter!). Jony is a makeup artist, performer, and model, and we have to say he looks pretty damn hot with bronzed cheeks and purple lips. If you're going to try this beauty hack at home, please be careful when handling the tools!