We Don't Even Know What's Going On in These Wedding Stock Photos
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As a writer for POPSUGAR Love & Sex, I'm constantly on the hunt for beautiful wedding photos. Sometimes the stock images available to us surpass awkward and go to downright bizarre. Seriously, what were these people thinking when they set up the photo shoots? Furthermore, why did the models agree to do this weird crap? Keep reading to check out some of our favorite weird wedding pictures.
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Cake of Secrets
That bride is enjoying the frosting, but that groom looks like he's holding a bomb, not a cake.
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Apple Break
Nom nom nom, nothing like apples straight from the branch on your wedding day.
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So Random
What is going on here? Shirtless man, suitcase, creepy van — somebody help me understand.
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Rolling Pin Debacle
This bride is so angry she whipped her rolling pin out. She must mean business.
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Boxing Newlyweds
They took a few photos and realized there was something missing. Boxing gloves solved the problem.
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Castle For Two
Nothing says "wedding" like a shirtless groom building a sand castle with his bride.
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Quintessential Boob Grab
Ah yes, the classic bride and groom boob grab photo. A wedding staple.
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Club Lovers
The couple who golfs in front of a fake course backdrop together stays together.
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Oars, Sunglasses, and General Awkwardness
Everything about this photo makes me uncomfortable for these people.
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Squeaky Clean
She's brushing his teeth with a dish scrubber. Do you think this is before or after the nuptials?
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