Couple Dramatically Breaks Up on Flight — and the Whole Thing Is Live Tweeted
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We've all been there: breakups suck. Hardcore.
What would suck even more than your average "it's not you, it's me" is receiving that metaphorical slap in the face on a freaking flight, where you're (literally) buckled in and you basically can't go anywhere to escape except for the tiny-ass bathroom in the back. We're cringing just thinking about it.
Unfortunately, this BS happens for real — some dude decided to go his separate way on a plane ride, and fellow passenger Kelly Keegs live tweeted it all. (Which, we don't know, seems kind of . . . insensitive?) Take a look and allow the pity to seep into your heart. This split is a whole new level of awful.
"SOBBING" in all caps. Eek. Obviously, it's the kind of breakup that makes you feel like you got sucker-punched.
One word: cold.
Yeah, that 40 bucks could have gone toward better causes.
Which begs another question for the rest of us: what is he bringing up? We probably shouldn't wonder, but we wonder.
"Slow fade" is now part of our breakup jargon.
Worst thing you could EVER do: tell a girl to "calm down." Remember this vital insight, dear male friends.
OK, now it's just plain mysterious. There's a third party involved who knows some information, but we're not sure who she is or what that info could be. Whoa.
And here's where the story takes an unexpected turn.
Holy sh*t. We probably wouldn't advise you to do this if you ever happen to get caught up in an aircraft breakup, but hey. We live and we learn, right?