Why do you all hike? And camp? And bungee jump? And go spelunking? And cave dive? What happened to the guys who like to eat brunch and lie around on Sundays?
"I can't wait to hang out with your dog! Wait, what do you mean that's your friend's dog? This is over."
One is OK, but when it's clear you've taken every picture of yourself, it just looks sad. Bonus sad points if they're all mirror selfies.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
What are you hiding? LET ME SEE YOUR FACE.
Why are you flipping me off? I thought you were trying to date me?
I would have never realized that apparently the entire male population loves aged whiskey. Thanks, Tinder.
I get it; you convinced women to hang out with you one time. Unless it's clearly specified that it's your sister, she doesn't belong in your profile.
ISTJ? EDFP? ENTJ? What are you talking about/I don't care.
I know I'm a hypocrite, whatever.