When he starts telling you about all of the weird and socially unacceptable things he wants to do to you, you might want to check his legal records.
Does he call you by pet names so much that he can't even remember your real name? Ew.
Beware, he might put all of your personal confessions on Facebook. For all you know he's live tweeting your relationship at this very moment.
If you so much as glance at your male waiter, your guy will explode. Be careful, he might put a "property of" tag on you.
There are basic words and phrases that everybody should know. If he is starting to build up a history of being completely aloof, maybe he has been living at his mom's house for too long.
He sets enough snacks around his recliner for three days so he never has to get up. When you talk to him, his eyes don't even leave the TV screen. You can give up on being taken on a date now.
He wants to talk to you at every second of every day. And if you don't pick up your phone, he has a nervous breakdown. Time for some breathing room.
You come home from a bad day and he tells you to suck it up. Sometimes a girl could use some sympathy, OK?
He loves himself more than he will ever love you. Enough said.
The mature older man is always appealing, but let's be honest: you have nothing in common with him. He thinks you're a child, and soon enough he'll be reminding you of your grandpa.
Whether he wants you to look at his muscles or listen to his mad bagpipe skills, he needs your attention and approval at all times. Give a girl a break.
There's nothing wrong with going Dutch on a meal, but when a guy can never pay for anything ever, it's time to drop him. Ever heard of a job?