The Funniest — but Still Practical — Beauty Gifts the Internet Has to Offer

The Peach Soap on a Rope ($12) is an adorable gift for your friend who just loves to take baths . . . or Call Me by Your Name.

This Fizz Unicorn Shower Cap ($8) is perfect for that person who loves turning showers into an hour-long event.

It's been over a decade since Mean Girls came out, and yet we're still unreasonably excited about this Storybook Cosmetics Mean Girls Burn Book Storybook Palette ($55).

Based on the adorable packaging, it might be hard to avoid slurping these A'pieu Strawberry Milk Sheet Masks ($10).

What does "major drama" smell like? This Whiskey River Soap Co. Queens Soap ($8, originally $10) apparently has your answer.

If you're not getting your moisturizer from this Holika Holika Smooth Egg Skin Peeling Gel ($16), you're not living.

The Anese Can I Speak to Your Manager? Facial Toner ($23) is great for that friend who's maybe, perhaps just a teeny tiny bit demanding.

According to this Glitter Gel ($7, originally $10), unicorn snot is pretty glam! Who knew?

Boy Smells Set of 3 Scented Votive Candles ($44) for that friend who is admittedly a little boy crazy.

TonyMoly's Tako Pore Sebum Control Gel Cream ($17) looks so damn cute, but still means business when it comes to controlling oil.

Stewart & Claire's Negroni Lip Balm ($8) might not take the edge off quite like the cocktail, but hey, it'll make you feel a hell of a lot less dehydrated.

Anese's That Booty Tho Towel ($12) simply offers a reminder we could all use.

This Kocostar Pineapple Slice Sheet Mask ($5) is like a vacation for your face.

For all aspiring mermaids, here's this Salt by Hendrix Mermaid Oil ($39).